Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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