Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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