she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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