Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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