i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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