There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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