wakey wakey hands off snakey
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I have post one night stand depression
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
