i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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