they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he puts the penis in happiness.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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