i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
