I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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