google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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