Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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