Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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