The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
organizing the empties. That sober.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize