i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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