thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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