dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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