We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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