and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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