just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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