is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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