some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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