I smell stomach acid.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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