I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I just found puke in my bra..
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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