margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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