Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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