remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
