This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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