she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
kristin has been a bad kristin
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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