My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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