It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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