just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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