Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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