Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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