Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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