elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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