How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Moan for me like Helen Keller
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
Randomize
