he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm always down for nudity.
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