Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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