Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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