He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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