How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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