Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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