This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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