and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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