he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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