Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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