I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think your dad took our porno
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Pants are for mortals
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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