he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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