She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had to cum in my sink.
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