i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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