margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
she woke up with a sticky ear
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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