Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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