She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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